On the outskirts of New York City, this building is horrifying our most dedicated BPretty readers and fans. The problem? All the clothing items sold in this store are so hideous and outdated, people have reportedly sprinted out, screaming in terror. Even the building itself is hard to look at! Our readers have described the dresses for sale as "potato sacks", shoes "suitable for a dead woman", and pants "shapeless and disgusting." Here are just a few samples of clothing for sale:
Here at BPretty Inc., we are astounded by the utter lack of beauty within this store - how could it possibly stay in business? It has always been our mission to keep all of our fans beautiful, which is why we will contact the Fashion Police in hopes of shutting this store down! BPretty Inc.'s president Melanie Smiles states, with a gorgeous grin, "BPretty will do whatever it can in order to send this store out of business. Since it is our goal to make everyone beautiful, we will attempt to shut down Mary's Clothing by any means possible. We sincerely hope the Fashion Police will make time in their busy schedules to investigate this horrific store." In the meantime, defacement of the building is scheduled to occur within the next couple of weeks. BPretty readers are discouraged from going anywhere near Mary's Clothing and should report any other suspicious, ugly behavior possibly associated with this store to the Fashion Police "for the good of all," as Smiles would say. Stay pretty!
Breaking News:
Unsightly Clothing Store!
On the outskirts of New York City, this building is horrifying our most dedicated BPretty readers and fans. The problem? All the clothing items sold in this store are so hideous and outdated, people have reportedly sprinted out, screaming in terror. Even the building itself is hard to look at! Our readers have described the dresses for sale as "potato sacks", shoes "suitable for a dead woman", and pants "shapeless and disgusting." Here are just a few samples of clothing for sale:
Here at BPretty Inc., we are astounded by the utter lack of beauty within this store - how could it possibly stay in business? It has always been our mission to keep all of our fans beautiful, which is why we will contact the Fashion Police in hopes of shutting this store down! BPretty Inc.'s president Melanie Smiles states, with a gorgeous grin, "BPretty will do whatever it can in order to send this store out of business. Since it is our goal to make everyone beautiful, we will attempt to shut down Mary's Clothing by any means possible. We sincerely hope the Fashion Police will make time in their busy schedules to investigate this horrific store." In the meantime, defacement of the building is scheduled to occur within the next couple of weeks. BPretty readers are discouraged from going anywhere near Mary's Clothing and should report any other suspicious, ugly behavior possibly associated with this store to the Fashion Police "for the good of all," as Smiles would say. Stay pretty!