BPretty Beauty Pageant! Premiering June 12th, 2087
The annual BPretty Beauty Pageant for girls aged 1-12 is officially on it's way! Taking place at the Majestic Palace Hotel, we are raising the stakes even higher this year. In order to participate in this competition, girls must send our judges a portfolio including a minimum of 5 different close-up photos, previous pageant experince, etc. Please call or e-mail us for further details. Our pageant is known for having the most beautiful, talented, and all-around amazing girls in the country! However, even if your daughter has never been in a pageant, she can still enter - she'll just need to be extra pretty in order to have a chance at winning. That's where BPretty can help! Pageant necessities, all available from BPretty, Inc., are listed below.
Spray tan
False teeth ("flippers")
Colored contacts - we recommend either pink or purple!
Eyebrow waxing
Manicure/pedicure
Wig (especially for younger girls - thin hair is a no-no!)
Extravagant costumes - store bought usually look much better than homemade costumes
Body glitter - be sure to put this EVERYWHERE!
Lip collagen
Personal makeup artist - makeup needs to be absolutely perfect and over-the-top
Modeling coach
On top of all this, BPretty Inc. cannot stress how important it is that your daughter is thin! It can be humiliating for your daughter to appear onstage in beautiful clothes that simply look awful on her. Not only that, but it can be awkward for the judge to have to see something so disgraceful, especially in the swimsuit event - yuck!
Although a lot of time and effort must be put into the pageant world, the results usually pay off! If your daughter were to win the pageant, for example, there is a huge monetary prize - not to mention a lifetime of self-confidence! However, if your daughter just isn't pretty compared to the rest of the contestants, pageants probably are unfortunately not the way to go. When her appearances are beyond what makeup and dieting can fix, BPretty recommends the work of plastic surgeon Dr. Hotstuff.
Premiering June 12th, 2087
The annual BPretty Beauty Pageant for girls aged 1-12 is officially on it's way! Taking place at the Majestic Palace Hotel, we are raising the stakes even higher this year. In order to participate in this competition, girls must send our judges a portfolio including a minimum of 5 different close-up photos, previous pageant experince, etc. Please call or e-mail us for further details. Our pageant is known for having the most beautiful, talented, and all-around amazing girls in the country! However, even if your daughter has never been in a pageant, she can still enter - she'll just need to be extra pretty in order to have a chance at winning. That's where BPretty can help! Pageant necessities, all available from BPretty, Inc., are listed below.
On top of all this, BPretty Inc. cannot stress how important it is that your daughter is thin! It can be humiliating for your daughter to appear onstage in beautiful clothes that simply look awful on her. Not only that, but it can be awkward for the judge to have to see something so disgraceful, especially in the swimsuit event - yuck!
Although a lot of time and effort must be put into the pageant world, the results usually pay off! If your daughter were to win the pageant, for example, there is a huge monetary prize - not to mention a lifetime of self-confidence! However, if your daughter just isn't pretty compared to the rest of the contestants, pageants probably are unfortunately not the way to go. When her appearances are beyond what makeup and dieting can fix, BPretty recommends the work of plastic surgeon Dr. Hotstuff.