THE FASHION POLICE! Keeping Your Eyes Safe Since 2076
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May 3rd, 2087
As President Melanie Smiles says, "Gosh, these really are ugly!"
The Fashion Police has saved us again! As of Tuesday, April 28th, Silly Bands have officially been outlawed. Once considered chic, they've been on their way out for a long time. They've still maintained popularity in certain subcultures to achieve an "eccentric" look. But no more! The Fashion Police have declared these tacky, utilitarian atrocities unfit for society. Hooray!
May 5th, 2087
The horror! Yuck!
During an investigation at the park early yesterday morning, the Fashion Police came across an awful sight - a man by the name of Joe Unique was caught wearing toe socks, which were outlawed back in 2077! BPretty President Melanie was appalled at the horrific clothing being worn. "Why would anyone want to break such a normal, logical law in the first place? Clearly Mr. Unique was only doing this as a rebellious act." He has officially been sentenced to prison for an adequate 15 years.
Keeping Your Eyes Safe Since 2076
WARNING: Viewer discretion is advised. If you have a serious heart condition or are pregnant, proceed with extreme caution.
May 3rd, 2087
May 5th, 2087